Watch more TV. Yeah, you heard right, Little Kareem. It’s great that you always have your nose in history books. That’s made you more knowledgeable about your past and it has put the present in context. But pop culture is history in the making and watching some of the popular shows of each era reveals a lot about the average person, while history books often dwell on the powerful people.
Never Not Dying: He's Slipping and Falling and Not Getting Back Up

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Jake Bastardly was a 23 year old babysitter from San Francisco, CA who was afraid of bathroom floors. Well to be more specific, Jake was afraid of slipping and falling on bathroom floors (and all floors, really, but especially bathroom floors) after stepping out of the shower. Just the thought of…

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. I AIN’T SCARED OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.

Everything that’s difficult you should be able to laugh about.

Dan Mintz going HAM on Letterman. 

(Source: Spotify)

Kindness” covers all of my political beliefs. No need to spell them out. I believe that if, at the end of it all, according to our abilities, we have done something to make others a little happier, and something to make ourselves a little happier, that is about the best we can do. To make others less happy is a crime. To make ourselves unhappy is where all crime starts. We must try to contribute joy to the world. That is true no matter what our problems, our health, our circumstances. We must try. I didn’t always know this, and am happy I lived long enough to find it out.
Thanks for giving me a legit excuse to feel bummed out, Roger. (And all the other stuff, too.) RIP.

Thanks for giving me a legit excuse to feel bummed out, Roger. (And all the other stuff, too.) RIP.

This is exactly why I’m never bored… 
Except for when I’m on tumblr.

This is exactly why I’m never bored… 

Except for when I’m on tumblr.

My friend, Jake McKenzie, made this awesome pilot. I’m in it, but as you’ll see if you watch it, that’s not why it’s awesome.