December 2010
10 posts
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“I had a lot of survival jobs. One was for the Witty Ditty singing-telegram...”
– Aaron Sorkin
Dec 30th
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Dec 26th
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It's not Christmas until you've received a...
So true. I’m thinking about giving mine to a homeless guy. Lord knows he needs a little cologne. I just hope he doesn’t drink the aftershave.
Dec 26th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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“The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook.”
– William James
Dec 9th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 5th
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Comedy Centrl: I was as surprised as the next guy... →
I was as surprised as the next guy that I was invited to roast the President and the press corps that spring. Here’s how it works. The White House Press Association (or some name close to that) actually does the inviting, not the President or White House. The president of the press association…
Dec 2nd
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Dec 1st
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