Never Not Dying: He's Slipping and Falling and Not Getting Back Up

nevernotdying:

Jake Bastardly was a 23 year old babysitter from San Francisco, CA who was afraid of bathroom floors. Well to be more specific, Jake was afraid of slipping and falling on bathroom floors (and all floors, really, but especially bathroom floors) after stepping out of the shower. Just the thought of…

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. I AIN’T SCARED OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.

Everything that’s difficult you should be able to laugh about.

Dan Mintz going HAM on Letterman. 

This is exactly why I’m never bored… 
Except for when I’m on tumblr.

This is exactly why I’m never bored… 

Except for when I’m on tumblr.

My friend, Jake McKenzie, made this awesome pilot. I’m in it, but as you’ll see if you watch it, that’s not why it’s awesome. 

The toast montage is basically every improv scene I’ve ever done. 

Waiting to step up on this world famous stage and make it a little less famous.

Waiting to step up on this world famous stage and make it a little less famous.

Chicago! Go see this show! It opens this Friday at 9pm at Donny’s Skybox inside Second City’s Training Center!

Chicago! Go see this show! It opens this Friday at 9pm at Donny’s Skybox inside Second City’s Training Center!

imnotwhere:

Talent Scouts Honor is back!

This is probably my favorite episode in the history of web series’.