(via @mattmgardner / @jose3030)

SPOILER: Neither the troll (or any trolls, really) or the kid in this poster are in the movie. Doesn’t stop it from being the Best. Worst. Movie. Ever. 

Finally watched this. I liked it, but it also reminded me of something: Has anyone seen Kirsten Dunst recently?? 

If you have, please point her in the direction of this blog. Tell her I said hi, too. Thanks.

Fell asleep while watching this. The parts that I remember were ok. I might have even liked the scenes that I missed while I was dozing off, too. But I guess I’ll never know now. 


First look: 30 MINUTES OR LESS featuring Jesse Eisenberg and Aziz Ansari | Collider

Opens August 12th, in the action-comedy 30 Minutes or Less, Nick (Jesse Eisenberg) is a small town pizza delivery guy whose mundane life collides with the big plans of two wanna-be criminal masterminds (Danny McBride and Nick Swardson).  The volatile duo kidnaps Nick and forces him to rob a bank.  With mere hours to pull off the impossible task, Nick enlists the help of his ex-best friend, Chet (Aziz Ansari).  As the clock ticks, the two must deal with the police, hired assassins, flamethrowers, and their own tumultuous relationship.