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Jonathan Haidt on the moral roots of liberals and conservatives
As a former Texan, this could not be more hilarious.
Let’s be clear about this: Admiral Ackbar did NOT destroy the Death Star. A Rebel pilot did. Ackbar just happened to be the one who recognized a trap. This is not an Ackbar victory, but a Rebel victory. Don’t let him distract you from the fact that he has never produced an official Mon Calamari birth certificate.
(via Obama on Sunday: A photo for the ages? – CNN Political Ticker - CNN.com Blogs)
I would pay good money (at least $5) to be able to see what they were seeing.
This is the first meme that I’ve ever generated, so it’ll always have a special place in my heart.
Not sure what the big deal is about Obama releasing his birth certificate? WATCH THIS.
Mitt Romney Haunted By Past Of Trying To Help Uninsured Sick People | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Thus far, Romney is polling strongly in early primary states like New Hampshire and Iowa, but Republican strategists and voters agree that even in a general election, his sordid past would continue to dog him.
“I don’t think I can vote for someone like that,” Pennsylvania Republican Eric Tolbert said. “He says he’s sorry, but how do I know that’s the real Mitt Romney? What happens if he gets elected and tries to help sick people again?”
“I like Michele Bachmann now,” Tolbert added. “Because what this country needs is a president who doesn’t give a fuck about helping people.”
I hope to one day kill shit as well as Jon Stewart and The Daily Show have been killing it like they have these last couple of years.
Shit My Republicans Say
Steven Weber performs these words that were spoken by actual Republicans.
No Sarah Palin quotes? Maybe there were just too many to pick from.


