stfuconservatives:

“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we’ve got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don’t want to do it.” - Stephen Colbert

I was as surprised as the next guy that I was invited to roast the President and the press corps that spring. Here’s how it works. The White House Press Association (or some name close to that) actually does the inviting, not the President or White House. The president of the press association…

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Been watching a lot of TDS lately which just makes me wish that I would have seen more of the older episodes back then.

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Been watching a lot of TDS lately which just makes me wish that I would have seen more of the older episodes back then.