“Watch more TV. Yeah, you heard right, Little Kareem. It’s great that you always have your nose in history books. That’s made you more knowledgeable about your past and it has put the present in context. But pop culture is history in the making and watching some of the popular shows of each era reveals a lot about the average person, while history books often dwell on the powerful people.”

This is exactly why I’m never bored… 

Except for when I’m on tumblr.

talentscoutshonor:

Remember when we auditioned Jacob Williams way back in Episode 5? Looks like we started a trend!

OMG I KNOW THIS GUY!! SOMETIMES WE’D BE AT THE SAME OPEN MIC, AND ONE TIME WE WERE IN AN IMPROV SCENE TOGETHER!

“Don’t hug men while shaking their hand. Enough already with that. The shake/hug (shug?) is probably something Roman guys did when their empire was in decline.”

Chuck Lorre

You know, I think I may have figured out why I never really liked any of his shows. I mean, in addition to never finding them funny, of course.  

[PMV] My Little Wu-Tang Clan - Shame on a Nigga (by Viraus2)

Substitute “Jerry” for “George” and you have my current (but hopefully not for long) life story.

Substitute “Jerry” for “George” and you have my current (but hopefully not for long) life story.

“It’s a hot load of bullshit that he didn’t get a nomination, and you can quote me on that.”