Posts tagged work
Jon Benjamin Does NOT Work at Staples from Jon Benjamin
Don’t know who Jon Benjamin is, or what his show is about, but this made me lol.
EDIT: OH SHIT, HE’S THE VOICE OF ARCHER. THANKS, WIKIPEDIA!!
At work even though the office is closed because of the holiday. Thought about running around naked, but it’s a good thing I didn’t. Turns out that I’m not the only sucker that had to come in today; the cleaning crew is here, too.
Before today, that glass was paperless. Guess my brand new cube mate figured out real quick that this handsome mug can be a real distraction if you let it.
Is there anyway I can turn what happened earlier—an embarrassing, and slightly uncomfortable, power walk to the rest room with a female coworker trailing just a few feet behind me (and with my luck, it was one of the few attractive ones)—into anything other than a lowbrow fart joke? Because I don’t think it’s possible.
Today at work, my supervisor posted a link in our chat room (we communicate via im—it’s very high tech while at the same time very lame) to a yahoo article about our client. The article was reporting how the client’s 4Q profits skyrocketed and my supervisor said he found it “cool how our client is the top business story of the day :)”. I, on the other hand, found it cool how all four of the article’s comments trashed said client. See it’s the little things like this, being able to see top-notch yahoo comment trolls work (“So? They still suck!”), that bring a smile to my face while I’m at work.
*sigh* Going back to work.
